perhaps nan should have been a bit more specific when mentioning she could go for a good porking.
… i’ve got flowers, & lots of hours…
true fucking story. if you fuck me good enough, i will fall asleep and leave you alone.
Nothing has ever been more accurate.
One of my favourite Louie observations, spot on.
Nothing has ever been so accurate.
Perfect as always
king louie tell em
And it won’t matter what anyone else says or thinks, because you’ll be happy.
Hugh Dancy as Nicholas Scanlon in Coach.
nan believed in supporting the arts, but did not think the expression was meant to be taken so literally.
LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.
holy shit i am so reading this wtf
It’s worth pointing out that there were hundreds of stories about (and by) women from the 1800s that pass the Bechdel Test and beyond, including serious works of feminist literature.
(And yes, Carmilla is fucking excellent.)
This was one of the first stories I discovered when I started doing serious research into vampire literature a few years ago, it’s great.
can we talk about how this is the best fucking thing on the internet?
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